• Gf: babe come over
  • Me: I'm eating garlic bread
  • Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home
  • Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese

itsmemadit:

tylerselfieface:

i-wasnt-always-a-fallen-angel:

homo-fallen-angel:

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My activity spikes every Wednesday because of this post 

always reblog on a wednesday, that’s the rule.

On Wednesdays we reblog

IT’S 1:07 AM

IT’S WEDNESDAY

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reynablaze:

That’s the same person

fckdtho:

kimmyisabadkid:

Bad Intentions -Niykee Heaton

This is the face I wear treading the riptide.
Abysmal oceans where good girls go to die.
I wanna love somebody
.

Wanna feel their love on me.
But after everything I still believe in true love.
Not being able to find it.
Damn it tears me up.
And I know it’s my fault.
I know it’s my fault.
Let’s take a trip, ten thousand miles above the clouds.
We can stay up here until we figure it out.
I don’t wanna go home.
Don’t wanna be alone.

unf

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Babies are so stupid. All they need to know how to do is open their mouth when a spoon or nipple is in front of it and half the time they can’t even manage that. They’re fucking dumb.

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hypodermicdyke:

Ur perf

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skimcheese:

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas:

madeagoestohell:

unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person 

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I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER

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flawlessvevo:

Oh my god. 

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